Caity's Fav Post of the Week
Okay, so, basicly, this is a contest. Except you can't win much, besides my praise. And trust me, that's a hard to come by (it's an endangered spiecies). Rules are easy:
1. Sign up. This is a "members only" kind of thing. It's free, and don't worry, I'm not gonna scam you! It's free!
2. Look at this page. Well, you're kind of already doing this one, but I'm going to file a new topic every week. And you HAVE TO FOLLOW THE TOPIC! The topic is the WHOLE POINT!
3. Write. Take the topic, write an essay. Make it as good as you can, 'cuz if it's good enough, you could win!
4. Go to the "contact me" page, and send me the essay. If I like it (not promising anything), I'll post it on this page. The top one will be posted, and the # one entry will recieve special "honours". And, just to let you know, I might do a little bit of editing, grammar and whatnot.
But, people, it has to be clean; no swears, dirty crap, things like that (yes, Alanna, I said none.) It MUST be on topic, and please, at least try to make it polite. I don't care about who it is that youinsult, I just get bored after reading lots of complaints. BORING! And it must be interesting. I'm not going to read the whole thing if it makes me fall asleep.
Caity Lynn Lou
Post of the Week Topic: Crayons. ok, before you throw me in the insane asylum, let me explain. If you had to pick what colour you would have to be if you only had one colour. Like, Alanna's the Olive, and I'm the Emo (black.) Though, now my hair is RED!
Last Post of the Week!
Written by: Alanna R. (a.k.a. the Olive Crayon, woahgirl164, and many other names.)
TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A NINJA
1. You get to have nun chucks. Yes, you can throw them around!
2 . When guys ask you out that you don't like, you can tell them you have to focus on your job: being a ninja
3. While you kick at someone’s head, you get to shout "HIYA! HOY! YEEEOOOW!" At least, the cool ones get to
4. You can beat up the bullies at school who call you a loser. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MEANIE?
5. You have bragging rights. All your friends will say "Yes I am a computer tech" or "I am a librarian" or "I clean men’s washrooms". Well, what do you get to say? "YES, I AM A NINJA. HIYA!"
6. You can sing "Everybody was kung fu fighting! " CUE MUSIC!!
7. You get to wear a cool outfit of all black, and people won't call you emo. They'll call you SUPERNINJA.
8. You can tell NigaHiga all the things he did wrong in his video
9. You can walk on ceilings or walls. God knows how, but you CAN!
10. You get to bother Caitlin by yelling NINJA every once in a while. And who doesn't like doing that??
By MIZZ ALANNA. YES, THE PERSON YOU LOVE TO HATE.
