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Queen of the Emos, Eh?

Posted by Caity's Bleeding Heart at 04:10 PM on March 18, 2009
Ohmygiddygodgracious. I can?t  believe I?m finally writing again. Again again. It?s been almost three months?..Doesn?t seem like it, does it? Ok, maybe it does for you very few lame losers who hang on the every word of this blog. And I mean that in the most endearing way possible. I love all you losers. You know, in that normal-person-to-total-loser type way. Where you are the ?normal? person. Haha. I am such a comedian. Not.
Anyway, I have so many things I want to say. Many of which could most probably add me to hit lists of nut-bar serial killer. Alanna?.
First off, life in general has just been phishing me off. If the awful weather wasn?t bad enough, the fact that the world seems to have it in for me. As Alanna has SOOOOOO rightly said, we will both most likely be dead by the time we are twenty five, due to multiple near-death accidents. So you?ve only got to put up with me for a few more years. Good luck.
I got my hair cut two weeks ago. While I was searching for my new ?look? over the multiple millions of emo sites, I realized something; Emos will likely one day rule the world. I mean, there are so freakin? many of them! Oh my holy grapefruit, it?s actually scary. And they all look the SAME! Isn?t the whole point of Emo-ism to be original? Guess I misinterpreted that one, like I do with most things. So I told Alanna about this later, and She deduced that, when the Emos took over, they would need a King. Therefore, the obvious choice would be Andrew, the king of Abs. I mean, he?s already a ?king? in the loosest sense of the word. So, since every great king needs a queen, Alanna thinks she would be the best choice, since He is already in love with her, albeit that he doesn?t know it yet. Haha. So I came up with her future title: Queen Alanna of the Emos, and of all that is creepy and strange. Great, huh?
Moving on. I had the piano festival this week, and I crapped out. I played two pieces, When Rivers Flowed on Mars by Nancy Telfer, and Sonatina in F minor by Some Old Dead Guy That I Don?t Care About. Long name, huh? But When I played Rivers, I got as far as bar nine before I blanked out. I mean, I worked really hard on it, but I just forgot. Total mind wipe. Ack.
I rented the movie Juno last night. Has ANYONE else seen it? No? Thought as much. It was crappy. I laughed through the parts that were supposed to be ?touching?. Ack. Damn, I don?t want some freakin? movie ?touching? me. Haha. I am such the comic Genius.
Well, I think I?m done now. Hopefully you won?t have to wait too long again. Hopefully, no promises. Byee!

Luck and Love,
Caity Lou (Or, As 'Lanna now calls me, "Loooooooie". Haha)


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4 Comments

Reply alannnnnnnnna
02:28 AM on March 22, 2009
i laughed at those parts too, while ME MUM wa crying.
you know, i couldn't help but smile when you told the world about my obsession with K.O.A. (abs, snowy, how many more nicknames can he get?)
but yes, lovely blog post smile i've been waiting for this for a while.
EMOS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. just watch it. wanna be the princess? dutchess? i'm sure me and andrew can work something out. that would give me an excuse to talk to him.
Reply Alanna
02:29 AM on March 22, 2009
btw, what else do you think got me addicted to tictacs?
Reply elyssa
12:01 PM on April 11, 2009
ohmygiddygodgracious????!!!!! where the hell did the caitlin i kno go???????
Reply Liz
01:45 AM on April 19, 2009
hey slightly retarded friend of mine. im too lazy to sign in so yeah. guess what? im started playing river flows on mars last week and my teacher expected me to have it memorized for tomorrow. sucks to be me. anyways, i was laughing at juno too but i stuffed my hand in my mouth cuz i was on the plane and all the ppl were asleep. im pretty sure one of the airplane ladies gave me a bad look though.
~Blackandwhite!